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just think the Corps thought they were the only ones who could write senseless dribble

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give much more instantaneous gratification if you’re so inclined if you’re looking for the real thing don’t bother looking here your penus isn’t big enough and I don’t have the patience to train you on how to use what you were given at birth I will not be held responsible for your inability to get laid like I said I’m not your mother and I’m not a fucking dating service either if you should choose to use a dating service I will not be held responsible for the results if they set you up with a fat slob or a fucking psycho it’s your own fucking fault for paying them to find someone who would want your ass do you really think the heroine chic model in their advertisement would want a worthless loser like you you’re still reading this shit you should also know that I will not be held responsible for you your mother brother sister niece nephew or fucking grandparents buying into the latest trend in weight reduction anorexia and bulimia may put you in smaller sized clothes but what makes you think clothes look better on a skeleton and that does not mean go get a fucking boob job or boost up on steroids use your fucking brain if you have one left because I will not be held responsible when you have to go in to have another surgery and are left with hideous scars because big boobs are out and when the doctor removes the implants and you take them home and use them as a chew toy for your kid or pet I will not be held responsible for the illnesses that follow you’re the dumb ass that got the fucking basketballs implanted in your chest in the first place then you were stupid enough to leave them laying around the fucking house speaking of plastic surgery I am also not responsible for the bad lip job that ruined the face of an otherwise moderately attractive model/actress you just couldn’t leave well enough alone could you and when they’re done with all these surgeries and the bitch comes out looking like barbie I will not be responsible for her dumping your ass why the hell did you pay for the surgery in the first place and to the barbie bitch I will not be held responsible for your inability to find a man that can satisfy you sexually if you had a body part left that wasn’t surgically altered you might be able to feel it when the cock touches you then again if you fucked your way into financing those surgeries you probably think it’s cute to stick bottles and other paraphernalia up your cunt therefore you’re probably so stretched out your shit sags and I will not be held responsible for your sagging puss or sagging boobs for that matter if your boobs sag get a push up bra if you have no boobs explore the world of the wonder bra and to all the pricks out there who ogle womens’ boobs ass legs toes fingers or any other body part I will not be held responsible when you ogle the wrong woman and she knocks the shit out of you in front of all your friends it happens trust me I know neither will I be held responsible when your "friends" leave you lying on the floor and go buy the bitch a beer because they want to talk to her about her boxing career that you failed to hear her mention because you were too busy fantasizing about her falling head over heels for your fucking lame ass speaking of asses I will not be held responsible for the egotistical ass-flake who dumped on you after you idolized his or her ass for years I’m not responsible for you being stupid enough to believe they were as nice as the roll they play in the movie/band/play or what the fuck ever the corporate assholes paying them for when their real job is to pretend to give a shit about you so you’ll buy the shit they’re pushing do you really think a thirty or forty year old knock out with a bank account that matches the size of their overgrown ego would ever want a worthless fuck like you you’re still readingas for the celebrities themselves I will not be held responsible for you selling out to the fucking corporate media lackeys you’re all about the money anyway if you weren’t you would stand up for your poor pathetic selves and tell them to stuff it up their anuses or you might just wipe your ass with your contract instead of signing the fucker it’ll work when there’s no toilet paper left on the roll which I’m not responsible for either keep a spare under the fucking sink and if you’re not at home why the hell didn’t you make sure there was paper before you squatted in a public restroom moron if you were a dog or cat you could just take a shit anywhere you please so I’m not responsible when you step in the dog shit left in front of your door when the neighbor took his or her dog for a walk and didn’t bother to bring along the fucking pooper scooper they were probably too pissed when they left the house to remember but don’t hold me responsible for the dog chewing up their favorite shoes or shitting on the floor after all it’s your best friend not mine and don’t leave your dog’s shit in front of my door or I can’t be held responsible when you find a cow turd at yours fucking moo mother fucker now lets get back to the concert after all this is a site about a musician if you can call the groaning peter does music sounds more like a continual orgasm into a microphone if you ask me I am not responsible for you slipping in the water and or piss on the floor in the bathroom at the fucking concert because you were too fucked up to see it and stay on your feet I am not responsible for the lack of adequate facilities at the club arena or field where you decided to attend a show use grass josh did I am not responsible for you having to wait in line to buy your tickets while all the derelicts stroll by asking for your spare change I’m not responsible for the crack head in line next to you who decides you’re his next conquest and if you’re stupid enough to go out with the fucker don’t hold me responsible when he or she turns into an abusive alcoholic who’s worked a groove into your sofa and is eating you out of house and home I’m not responsible when he or she meets his next ex-wife or ex-husband as the case may be in line at another show that you paid for them to see while you were slaving your ass away at two three or four mother fucking minimum wage jobs I’m not responsible for the minimum wage not being high enough for you to make rent in a fucking shit hole apartment in the hood without working fucking fifty hours a week and as for the car payment you might as well forget that the politicians like to see us live in poverty it gives them control over our fucking worthless lives I’ll not be held responsible when you use your fucking rent at the liquor store the mall the fucking cd shop or online cyber shopping mind your own fucking business I’ll not be held responsible for the outrageous price of music concert tickets t-shirts hats or what the fuck ever you paid for the shit not me so don’t bother writing to me to bitch about it I don’t want to hear it I’m not responsible for your fucking ex-employer not paying his fucking taxes and the IRS coming after your ass you knew that employer wasn’t an upstanding citizen anyway you saw him or her making deals under the table all the time and did nothing about it and I’m not responsible for you the worthless crook of an employer getting busted for tax evasion and having to sell your fucking brand new car to pay your back taxes I’m not responsible for the bitch at the irs who didn’t give a rats ass about your trying to make things right she was just in a mood anyway after all she dealt with assholes like you all day and the irs says you must voluntarily comply what the hell is voluntary compliance anyway if it’s voluntary then why "must" I I’m not responsible for all those lines of irs code that even the accountants and irs reps have trouble interpreting no wonder they seem so frustrated in their jobs wouldn’t you be so I’m not responsible for any of the cocksuckers who harass the poor pathetic service rep be it on the phone or in the check out line at the grocery store you’ll be one yourself someday the hardest customer to please is a self-righteous asshole who’s done the job before just remember that I’m not responsible for the store being completely out of the cheap version of the item you wanted to buy except for the one left with some grimy kids’ chocolate prints all over the package or better yet half of the product spilled on the floor I’m not responsible for the minimum wage clerk not bothering to clean up the spill because they really don’t give a shit that it’s there and I’m not responsible when the money hungry ass-wipe comes along and slips and falls and sues the store so no one working there gets their bonus that month I’m not responsible for any of the shit on the floor not even the gum that stuck to your shoes because the self centered prick who walked there before you couldn’t take the time to find a proper trash receptacle I’m not responsible for the gum having lost it’s flavor so that the prick felt the need to spit it out on the floor if the flavor lasted forever what would become of all the worthless little fucks working in the gum making factory and there you go again they would all be out of jobs further increasing the already high unemployment rate which I’m not responsible for either damn you must be really pathetic you’re still reading this shit being that pathetic you might be one of those unemployed worthless fuckers who would rather milk the system and live off the working stiffs’ tax dollars than getting off your ass and doing something productive with your life instead of sitting here staring at a fucking idiot box because I will not be held responsible for the carpal tunnel you develop while surfing the internet nor will I be responsible for the bad eyes and sore ass you’ve gotten because you’re still sitting there reading this fucking shit finally I will not be held responsible for any whiny little fuck getting their feelings hurt by anything listed in this disclaimer or any other part of this site I don’t give a fuck about you and don’t even try to pretend you give a shit about me I’m just as worthless as you I wrote it you read it if you don’t like it leave get up off your fucking lazy ass and go find a fucking life and by the way I’m not responsible for any previous misconception you may have had that I was nice girl you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover read between the lines fuckers if you have any further questions comments or concerns about this site or it’s contents please feel free to e-mail me I might respond if I find your message worthy of wasting my time I hope you have a blessed day

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